Yesterday’s Greensboro, NC’s Yes! Weekly published a humorous article on the ten most common customer archetypes at any given coffee shop: Ten Best: Coffee shop archetypes. (Updated for the broken link in 2011.) Though for SF, they’re missing the Prius-driving Fair Trade zombie child archetype.

UPDATE: Oct. 24, 2012
This is how not to do a retread: Greg Jacobs: People You See at a Coffee Shop. Some people just forget how to be funny with this stuff.