A vitriolic, and very funny, Starbucks barista went off the handle recently in a post on the Chicago Craigslist. Craigslist unfortunately removed the rant, but it has been preserved at Starbucks Gossip: Starbucks Gossip: Starbucks barista: We’re not your friends (but your tips are appreciated).

The heavy-handed rant — which skewers everything from upscale latte moms to tree-hugging wannabes and other prissy customers — could apply almost anywhere there’s a barista, and not just at Starbucks. Everybody needs to release a little stress on the job now and then…